Vyasa's Musings
Random thoughts rendered into couplets
Why are our fears very acute during the night
but they appear, during the day, so light?
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Old dhoti, at your butt, will tear
if you bend without sufficient care
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If you push it in, after peeing, without care
Remember, gentlemen: light colored pants are a scare!
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Prompted by Suren, I learnt a lot about crop dusting
And the art of farting in public - not all that I read was disgusting.
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"Sleep Well" is reliable brand of Agarbatti
As it contains citronella -- a powerful "kosu-viratti"
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In the Voter Application form from a third gender, is it true
That Father is substituted by the applicant's 'Guru'?
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"Supra Eco Homes" claim that even elevators work on solar power
As if there would be sunshine all through 365 days of the year
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Raw Mango, Ridge gourd or bottle gourd peels
Are good for making chutney, don't you feel?
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Croma electric kettle has the worst deceitful design
You can't clean it or close the lid, once open, again.
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Before getting angry, will it not be nice
If you can realise it is a regrettable vice?
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