Poem - Homonym - Yard - mark

Unmentionable 

 

A lady avoided attending a party

As she was uncomfortable due to periods.

It was an unmentionable excuse, of course.

And a condition in which her unmentionable (=undergarment)

was indeed a soiled brief.

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YARD

 

You know that 

a YARD is 36 inches

But 

Do you know that

a man's YARD 

could be mostly

3 to 6 inches

only?

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Mark

 

He drew a sketch of a voluptuous girl

Taking special efforts to

Mark her titillating belly button.

The teacher gave marks – 100/100 saying

You will make a mark as a great artist.

 

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