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Dr P Vyasamoorthy / 9490804278

Poem - Homonym - Yard - mark

Unmentionable 

 

A lady avoided attending a party

As she was uncomfortable due to periods.

It was an unmentionable excuse, of course.

And a condition in which her unmentionable (=undergarment)

was indeed a soiled brief.

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YARD

 

You know that 

a YARD is 36 inches

But 

Do you know that

a man's YARD 

could be mostly

3 to 6 inches

only?

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Mark

 

He drew a sketch of a voluptuous girl

Taking special efforts to

Mark her titillating belly button.

The teacher gave marks – 100/100 saying

You will make a mark as a great artist.

 

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Our Mango Tree

 

Car AC Mechanic Workshop

 Car AC Mechanic Workshop

One Car AC Mechanic shop has come up in my neighbourhood, on my
walking route. It is just about six months old, occupying a large
space. I was wondering how he could afford such a spacious plot in our
costly area. I see at any point of time, some 8 to 10 cars – all AC
cars - waiting to be serviced. The cars are different every time I see
which proves that he is having a good business. Maybe he is quite good
at his work and word of mouth publicity by his customers might have
helped him grow his business.

The array of cars stationed there shows that there are rich people
around. And counting the failed cars, should I also guess that the
quality of cars has come down? Or, is it because we are in summer? I
do not know the automobile industry and any guess might go wrong.

Looking at the name board made me think of specialisations. Not just a
mechanic or car mechanic but a CAR – AC mechanic. Like among lawyers
and doctors, specialisation has crept into every field.

The other day I saw a name board for a car mechanic shop – XYZ
Dentist. He is an expert in attending to dents on the surface of cars.
The guy must be either a fun loving humourist or poor in English or
both.

Do you think my observations are correct?